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Who wakes up at 4:30am and blogs about their weird dream. Me. I’m a blogger.

I was at at Ozzy Osbourne concert with a friend. This is already strange because I’m not that big of an Ozzy fan and I wouldn’t pay for a show. I also have no idea who this friend was. We were very close to the stage, left side. Ozzy preformed the usual hits but he seemed lackluster and uninterested. At one point, he was doing a slow number and was organizing and mailing checks during the song. Strange time to take care of business we thought. Then we were behind the stage in a booth like in a cafe and there were two girls there too. Ozzy was dancing around in very revealing underwear, almost like a women’s underwear and stockings and was sticking his butt in peoples faces (hey, I told you it was weird). Then he sat down and we were talking and business and success. He went off with one of the girls because she had some kind of idea they were talking about. They came back and we continued talking about business and things. By this time the crowd had almost disappeared. There were only about 20 people left in the whole place. Ozzy said, “is the band still there?” and jumped back on stage to finish the show. At the end of the show Sharon Osbourne walked in, although she didn’t completely look like Sharon and asked how everything was. He’s being weird we told her and she said over here shoulder as she was walking away, yeah, he’s like that.